Q: What do a Pamela Anderson marriage and a Jaguar coupe have in common?
A: They are both unreliable and will probably stall out shortly after they start.
Okay this really isn’t fair, because Jaguar has made great strides to improve quality, and hey, Pamela and her new husband Rick Salomon have been married for almost two months now! Oh wait…
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I’d probably ask Pam for car advice over marriage advice evident by her excellent pick for a ride (Jag XK) yet poor choices for husbands (take your pick).