28 11 2007

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So it turns out that guy driving Penelope Cruz around in a Chrysler Sebring was not her boyfriend. To guys reading this, dating Penelope Cruz actually entails chauffeur-driven Lincoln Navigators, which may or may not be out of your budget. Having four names like her actual boyfriend Javier Ángel Encinas Bardem (left) might help your case. As an aside, the fact that I know his name is extremely disturbing to me.

Own the Parade
If paying a driver doesn’t dry you out, the fuel bill will. All worth it if you are dating Penelope Cruz. Upgrade that ride!




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